sshame: i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
seapeny: rainbow-road-to-happiness: You can choose what kind of tree you want to become Idk I just find this beautiful just imagine cemeteries looking like this a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself. this is a serious post...
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how to instantly misplace your lighter a book by me
neopiacentral: I think I deserve fairly odd parents
extrasad: i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk